"THE LAST ROMANCE" DESCRIPTION The relationship starts off sweet and pleasant. But sweetness gives way to underlying desperation and torment. It leaves you hurt and fucked up. Good thing the world is ending. INSTRUCTIONS Pour 750 mL John Jameson Irish Whiskey into a larger glass jar that can be sealed. Add one can of peaches, juice and all. Take 6 Habanero peppers, slice them once, three quarters of their length starting at the tip and add them to the mix. Close the jar and allow the mixture to sit for 24 hours in a cool dark place. Remove the peppers and plums. Place an unused coffee filter in a siphon and use that to pour the liquid back into the Jameson bottle; be careful not to overfill. Serve the remaining liquid over ice (as cold as the scourge's heart) and reminisce about lost love as you watch the end of the world.