Revaluate!
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The American Dollar
is losing value relative to other currencies. The IMF has warned
that the currency could even collapse.
We must do something to increase the value of American currency! Send
an email to this
address with links to pictures and video of you eating dollars. How
does this help the U.S. economy?
Well, fundamental to capitalist economics is the idea that price is determined
by interplay between supply
and demand. If the supply is greater than the demand, price will decrease.
It's beyond our ability to increase global demand for dollars, what with
America's massive
debt and trade deficit. So we attack the problem from the supply side.
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To rectify the
oversupply of American Dollars, Florian removed one from circulation
-- by eating it.
The harsh realities of currency valuation can be hard to swallow.
Yet there are still too many dollars out there. We need your help!
Send images and video to revaluate
AT monochrom.at asap!
PS.: Florian is not a US citizen. Eating dollars may be against the
law for you. However, it's hard to believe that Americans could do a
worse job of managing the Dollar's value than their government has.
We have the best wishes for their future.
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