{"id":10505,"date":"2011-08-31T14:15:29","date_gmt":"2011-08-31T12:15:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mono-4ae-1236"},"modified":"2011-08-31T14:15:29","modified_gmt":"2011-08-31T12:15:29","slug":"arse-elektronika-2011-opening-night-and-prixxx-arse-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/2011\/08\/31\/arse-elektronika-2011-opening-night-and-prixxx-arse-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Arse Elektronika 2011 \/ Opening Night and Prixxx Arse 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SCREW THE SYSTEM!<br \/>\nOpening Night and Prixxx Arse 2011<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span><strong><em>Thursday, September 29, 2011<br \/>\n7:00 PM<\/em><br \/>\nLocation: Chez Poulet <\/strong>(3359 Cesar Chavez, San Francisco)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\n<span><\/span><span><strong>An unobjectionable award for sex machines, orgasmotrons and teledildonics<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span>A gala hosted by monochrom&#8217;s <em><span>Johannes Grenzfurthner<\/span><\/em><br \/>\nFeaturing many guests stars, like <em><span>Aaron Muszalski<\/span><\/em>, <em><span>Jonathan Mann<\/span><\/em> and the <span><em>PSIgasm<\/em> team<\/span>!\n<\/p>\n<p>The winners will be honored with the <strong>&#8220;Golden Kleene&#8221;<\/strong> (*)<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\n\t(*)<br \/>\n\tThere was a young man named Kleene<br \/>\n\tWho invented a fucking machine.<br \/>\n\tConcave or convex,<br \/>\n\tIt fit either sex,<br \/>\n\tAnd was remarkably easy to clean!<\/p>\n<p>\t<em>(limerick, attributed to John von Neumann)<\/em>\n\t<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\nOur gala will be a dignified occasion &#8212; and so we invite you to dress up properly. Surprise us with <u><span>Socialist Sex Superheroes and Superheroines<\/span><\/u>&#8230; and maybe win a &#8220;Golden Kleene&#8221; yourself!\n<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.monochrom.at\/arse-elektronika\/blog\/pictures\/batman-xxx.jpg\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCREW THE SYSTEM! Opening Night and Prixxx Arse 2011 Thursday, September 29, 2011 7:00 PM Location: Chez Poulet (3359 Cesar Chavez, San Francisco) An unobjectionable award for sex machines, orgasmotrons and teledildonics A gala hosted by monochrom&#8217;s Johannes Grenzfurthner Featuring many guests stars, like Aaron Muszalski, Jonathan Mann and the PSIgasm team! The winners will &#8230; <a title=\"Arse Elektronika 2011 \/ Opening Night and Prixxx Arse 2011\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/2011\/08\/31\/arse-elektronika-2011-opening-night-and-prixxx-arse-2011\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"koromo_page_header":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arse-elektronika","koromo-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/10505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/10505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}