{"id":11627,"date":"2010-07-29T04:49:46","date_gmt":"2010-07-29T02:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mono-1en-2358"},"modified":"2010-07-29T04:49:46","modified_gmt":"2010-07-29T02:49:46","slug":"sex-and-the-city-2-home-video-of-gay-men-playing-with-barbie-dolls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/2010\/07\/29\/sex-and-the-city-2-home-video-of-gay-men-playing-with-barbie-dolls\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex and the City 2? Home video of gay men playing with Barbie dolls!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\tIf you haven’t heard of Lindy West before, be warned: dangerous, profound, addictive. Sex and the City 2<\/em> is “essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls<\/a>.” Discuss.<\/p>\n

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\n\t\tW<\/span>e’ve been thinking it for two long years.
\n\t\tAll of us. Gnawing our cheeks at night, clutching at sweaty sheets, our
\n\t\tfaces hollow and gray, our once-bright eyes dimmed by the pain of too
\n\t\tmany questions. Sometimes we cry out, en masse, to a faceless god and a
\n\t\tcold, indifferent universe that holds its secrets close. What…<\/em> rasps the death rattle of our collective sanity. What is the lubrication level of Samantha Jones’s 52-year-old vagina<\/em>? Has
\n\t\tthe change of life dulled its sparkle? Do its aged and withered depths
\n\t\tfinally chafe from the endless pounding, pounding, pounding\u2014cruel
\n\t\tphallic penance demanded by the emotionally barren sexual compulsive
\n\t\tfrom which it hangs<\/em>? If I do not receive an update on the deep, gray caverns of Jones, I shall surely die!<\/em>\n\t\t<\/p>\n

\n\t\tPlease don’t die. The answer is… fine. Samantha’s vagina is doing
\n\t\tfine. She rubs yams on it, okay? She takes 48 vagina vitamins a day. It
\n\t\taccepts unlimited male penises with the greatest of ease. Now let us
\n\t\tnever speak of it again.\n\t\t<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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If you haven’t heard of Lindy West before, be warned: dangerous, profound, addictive. Sex and the City 2 is “essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls.” Discuss. We’ve been thinking it for two long years. All of us. Gnawing our cheeks at night, clutching at sweaty sheets, our faces hollow … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"koromo_page_header":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-blog","koromo-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/11627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/11627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}