{"id":12258,"date":"2008-06-03T20:59:33","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T18:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/monochrom.at\/?p=12258"},"modified":"2019-04-29T21:02:31","modified_gmt":"2019-04-29T19:02:31","slug":"unterzoegersdorf-su-a-techno-utopian-triumph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/2008\/06\/03\/unterzoegersdorf-su-a-techno-utopian-triumph\/","title":{"rendered":"unterzoegersdorf.su, a techno-utopian triumph!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In accordance with the 25 year plan which has guided all internet development in the Soviet Union since 1987, Soviet Unterzoegersdorf has finally been granted a .su domain name. They only wish that the rest of the Union could have held together long enough to see how proud they are!<\/p>\n<p>The corrupt, monarchistic, and anti-populist Russian Government offered to sell Soviet Unterzoegersdorf the domain name years ago, but &#8220;not before the plan dictates&#8221; they told them. As progress marches tirelessly forward, next week they will upgrade their modulator-demodulator device &#8220;Red Awn&#8221; to support &#8220;dial tones&#8221;. They anticipate downtime.<\/p>\n<p>Come look at their new URL, http:\/\/unterzoegersdorf.su, in all its bittersweet glory.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.metblogs.com\/sovietunterzoegersdorf\/files\/2008\/06\/czarist.jpg\" alt=\"czarist\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Celebration: The Young Brigades of the CPSUZ\u00f6D constructed a Czarist monument &#8212; and burnt it!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In accordance with the 25 year plan which has guided all internet development in the Soviet Union since 1987, Soviet Unterzoegersdorf has finally been granted a .su domain name. They only wish that the rest of the Union could have held together long enough to see how proud they are! The corrupt, monarchistic, and anti-populist &#8230; <a title=\"unterzoegersdorf.su, a techno-utopian triumph!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/2008\/06\/03\/unterzoegersdorf-su-a-techno-utopian-triumph\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"koromo_page_header":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-suz-game-english","koromo-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/12258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12258"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/12258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12259,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/12258\/revisions\/12259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}