{"id":9958,"date":"2013-10-03T03:46:46","date_gmt":"2013-10-03T01:46:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mono-4ae-689"},"modified":"2013-10-03T03:46:46","modified_gmt":"2013-10-03T01:46:46","slug":"reminder-dress-up-as-nsa-agent-for-arse-elektronika-gala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/2013\/10\/03\/reminder-dress-up-as-nsa-agent-for-arse-elektronika-gala\/","title":{"rendered":"Reminder: Dress up as NSA agent for Arse Elektronika Gala!"},"content":{"rendered":"

PRIXXX ARSE ELEKTRONIKA 2013
\nAn unobjectionable award for sex machines, orgasmotrons and teledildonics
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n
\n<\/strong>A gala hosted by monochrom’s Johannes Grenzfurthner<\/strong><\/p>\n

Featuring many guests stars!
\n– Micah Elizabeth Scott
\n– Christophe Pettus
\n– Adam Flynn (and his new research project)
\n– The heroes and heroines of RE\/Search
\n– Surprises? Hmmm!
\n<\/strong>
\n<\/strong>
\nThe winners will be honored with the “Golden Kleene”<\/strong> (*)\n<\/p>\n

\n

\n\t(*)
\n\tThere was a young man named Kleene
\n\tWho invented a fucking machine.
\n\tConcave or convex,
\n\tIt fit either sex,
\n\tAnd was remarkably easy to clean!<\/p>\n

\t(limerick, attributed to John von Neumann)<\/em>\n\t<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\nOur gala will be a dignified occasion — and so we invite you to dress up properly. Surprise us with NSA outfits<\/strong>… and maybe win a “Golden Kleene” yourself!
\nBut
\nwait. NSA outfits?<\/strong> The goddamn NSA? Well, almost!<\/p>\n

The National Sex Agency (NSA)<\/strong> is the central producer
\nand manager of filthy intelligence for the USA. Estimated to be one of
\nthe most perverted organizations in terms of personnel and objectives,
\nthe NSA operates under the jurisdiction of the Department of Dildonics
\nand reports to the Director of Analigence. The NSA is primarily tasked
\nwith global monitoring, collection, decoding, translation and analysis
\nof smut data for fornication (Project ZOMG) and counterfornication (Area
\nWTF) purposes. The agency is authorized to accomplish its mission
\nthrough clandestine means, among which is buggering electronic systems
\nand allegedly engaging in sabotage through intercourse.\n<\/p>\n

\nThursday, October 3, 2013
\nLocation: Chez Poulet<\/a> (3359 Cesar Chavez St<\/span> (between Van Ness Ave & Mission St; San Francisco<\/span>, CA<\/span> 94110<\/span>
\nNeighborhood: Bernal Heights<\/span>)
\nDoors open 8:30 PM
\nShow starts at 9:00 PM<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

PRIXXX ARSE ELEKTRONIKA 2013 An unobjectionable award for sex machines, orgasmotrons and teledildonics A gala hosted by monochrom’s Johannes Grenzfurthner Featuring many guests stars! – Micah Elizabeth Scott – Christophe Pettus – Adam Flynn (and his new research project) – The heroes and heroines of RE\/Search – Surprises? Hmmm! The winners will be honored with … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"koromo_page_header":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arse-elektronika","koromo-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/9958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/9958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}