{"id":9976,"date":"2013-09-19T01:12:26","date_gmt":"2013-09-18T23:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mono-2de-707"},"modified":"2013-09-19T01:12:26","modified_gmt":"2013-09-18T23:12:26","slug":"monochroms-wellness-as-usual-eine-warnung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/2013\/09\/19\/monochroms-wellness-as-usual-eine-warnung\/","title":{"rendered":"monochroms &#8220;Wellness As Usual&#8221;: Eine Warnung!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nmonochroms <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monochrom.at\/wellness-as-usual\">&#8220;Wellness As Usual&#8221;<\/a> im <a href=\"http:\/\/betalevel.com\/\">Betalevel<\/a> in Los Angeles wird in zwei Tagen stattfinden.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nReserviert einen <a href=\"http:\/\/betalevel.com\/2013\/09\/20\/wellness-as-usual\/\">Platz<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nUnd&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n\t<strong>Be warned&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n\tThis Ultra Relaxation Experience will actually be in ACTUAL DARKNESS. If you are uncomfortable with light deprivation or the darkness in your own soul, you should prepare yourself accordingly.<\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Please Note:<\/strong><br \/>\n\tWe are NOT kidding. It is going to be HELLA dark. And KINDA loud. But EXTREMELY relaxing.<\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>No Late Seating.<\/strong><br \/>\n\tIf you arrive after the commencement of Darkness, you will be confronted&#8230; with Darkness! And with being put ON STANDBY!! If you arrive after the Final Darkness has begun, none can save you. You must live your life, filled with tension, drenched in the wan artificial lights of society&#8217;s illusions.\n\t<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.monochrom.at\/wellness-as-usual\">Link<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>monochroms &#8220;Wellness As Usual&#8221; im Betalevel in Los Angeles wird in zwei Tagen stattfinden. Reserviert einen Platz. Und&#8230; Be warned&#8230; This Ultra Relaxation Experience will actually be in ACTUAL DARKNESS. If you are uncomfortable with light deprivation or the darkness in your own soul, you should prepare yourself accordingly. Please Note: We are NOT kidding. &#8230; <a title=\"monochroms &#8220;Wellness As Usual&#8221;: Eine Warnung!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/2013\/09\/19\/monochroms-wellness-as-usual-eine-warnung\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"koromo_page_header":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deutsches-blog","koromo-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/9976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/9976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}