{"id":9977,"date":"2013-09-19T01:08:43","date_gmt":"2013-09-18T23:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mono-1en-708"},"modified":"2013-09-19T01:08:43","modified_gmt":"2013-09-18T23:08:43","slug":"monochroms-wellness-as-usual-a-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/2013\/09\/19\/monochroms-wellness-as-usual-a-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"monochrom&#8217;s &#8220;Wellness As Usual&#8221;: A Warning!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nmonochrom&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monochrom.at\/wellness-as-usual\">&#8220;Wellness As Usual&#8221;<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/betalevel.com\/\">Betalevel<\/a> is just two days away.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nYou are in Los Angeles? You want to do it? Reserve a <a href=\"http:\/\/betalevel.com\/2013\/09\/20\/wellness-as-usual\/\">slot<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>But be warned&#8230;<\/strong>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThis Ultra Relaxation Experience will actually be in ACTUAL DARKNESS. If you are uncomfortable with light deprivation or the darkness in your own soul, you should prepare yourself accordingly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Please Note:<\/strong><br \/>\nWe are NOT kidding. It is going to be HELLA dark. And KINDA loud. But EXTREMELY relaxing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>No Late Seating.<\/strong><br \/>\nIf you arrive after the commencement of Darkness, you will be confronted&#8230; with Darkness! And with being put ON STANDBY!! If you arrive after the Final Darkness has begun, none can save you. You must live your life, filled with tension, drenched in the wan artificial lights of society&#8217;s illusions.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.monochrom.at\/wellness-as-usual\">Link<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>monochrom&#8217;s &#8220;Wellness As Usual&#8221; at Betalevel is just two days away. You are in Los Angeles? You want to do it? Reserve a slot. But be warned&#8230; This Ultra Relaxation Experience will actually be in ACTUAL DARKNESS. If you are uncomfortable with light deprivation or the darkness in your own soul, you should prepare yourself &#8230; <a title=\"monochrom&#8217;s &#8220;Wellness As Usual&#8221;: A Warning!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/2013\/09\/19\/monochroms-wellness-as-usual-a-warning\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"koromo_page_header":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-9977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-blog","tag-mono","koromo-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/9977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post\/9977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochrom.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}