| 55th Party Convention of the CPSUZöD | 
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        Speech ‘My fellow comrades! It is a pleasure to welcome you to the 55th Party Convention of the CPSUZöD! First I want to solve a simple question of mathematics with our guests. This is the 55th Party Convention. 55 divided by 5 equals?’ The people: ‘11!’ ‘Exactly. But the decisive question is: how much is left?’ The people: ‘Zero is left!’ 
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