Arse Elektronika San Francisco 2014


Thursday, October 2, 2014
Location: Chez Poulet (3359 Cesar Chavez St (between Van Ness Ave & Mission St; San Francisco, CA 94110
Neighborhood: Bernal Heights)
Doors open 8:30 PM
Show starts at 9:00 PM

An unobjectionable award for sex machines, orgasmotrons and teledildonics

A gala hosted by monochrom's Johannes Grenzfurthner

Featuring many guests stars!
- Varka (aka Jan Mulders)
- David Dempsey
- Nicole Witte Solomon
- Kristen Stubbs
- Surprises? Hmmm!

The winners will be honored with the "Golden Kleene" (*)

    There was a young man named Kleene
    Who invented a fucking machine.
    Concave or convex,
    It fit either sex,
    And was remarkably easy to clean!

    (limerick, attributed to John von Neumann)

Our gala will be a dignified occasion -- and so we invite you to dress up properly. Surprise us with TSA outfits... and maybe win a "Golden Kleene" yourself! But wait. TSA outfits? Yes. The "Transgressional Sexualities Agency" needs lots of officers, spies and clerks! What of the branches do you represent?