| Before there was viagra. |
| By Jesse Church |
|
|
|
|
|
Gween Holson was a man of elderly age, and lately he had been having erectile difficulties. Unaware of the advancements in the phamaceutical world, Gweem decided to go make himself a |
|
|
|
First he found a suitable branch which he knew was a good size to please his wife. |
 |
|
But then he got carried away and started cutting bigger logs with bigger chainsaws |
 |
|
And at one point, his huge chainsaw got caught in a huge log. |
 |
|
Realizing he had turned too far off track, he decided to burn his tried creations. Him and his wife made love for hours in front of the fire that night. |
|
So, you're all wondering: |
|
List all stories
|
|
|
