PRIXXX ARSE ELEKTRONIKA 2013
An unobjectionable award for sex machines, orgasmotrons and teledildonics
A gala hosted by monochrom’s Johannes Grenzfurthner
Featuring many guests stars!
– Micah Elizabeth Scott
– Christophe Pettus
– Adam Flynn (and his new research project)
– The heroes and heroines of RE/Search
– Surprises? Hmmm!
The winners will be honored with the “Golden Kleene” (*)
(*)
There was a young man named Kleene
Who invented a fucking machine.
Concave or convex,
It fit either sex,
And was remarkably easy to clean!(limerick, attributed to John von Neumann)
Our gala will be a dignified occasion — and so we invite you to dress up properly. Surprise us with NSA outfits… and maybe win a “Golden Kleene” yourself!
But
wait. NSA outfits? The goddamn NSA? Well, almost!
The National Sex Agency (NSA) is the central producer
and manager of filthy intelligence for the USA. Estimated to be one of
the most perverted organizations in terms of personnel and objectives,
the NSA operates under the jurisdiction of the Department of Dildonics
and reports to the Director of Analigence. The NSA is primarily tasked
with global monitoring, collection, decoding, translation and analysis
of smut data for fornication (Project ZOMG) and counterfornication (Area
WTF) purposes. The agency is authorized to accomplish its mission
through clandestine means, among which is buggering electronic systems
and allegedly engaging in sabotage through intercourse.
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Location: Chez Poulet (3359 Cesar Chavez St (between Van Ness Ave & Mission St; San Francisco, CA 94110
Neighborhood: Bernal Heights)
Doors open 8:30 PM
Show starts at 9:00 PM